Mini-Theories

What if the Trinity is like speaking? An idea becomes a word through breath. Father / Idea → Spirit / Breath (Ruach, Pneuma) → Jesus / Word (Logos) Distinct, but each relies on the others.
If you think about it, Jesus kind of is an alien.
The disciples mistaking Jesus for a ghost only makes sense if they already believed ghosts were real.
If we can fully explain God, perhaps it's not God that we're explaining.
Maybe the Bible reports more strange things than modern readers are willing to notice.
Sometimes the mystery is not what the text says. It is what the text refuses to explain.